if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
two words...techno handjob
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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