We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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