You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
God, I missed his penis.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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