I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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