Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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