Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Girls should come with a carfax report
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
