you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
