her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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