I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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