I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
me + whiskey = a bad person
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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