It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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