I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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