yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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