Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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