i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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