Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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