TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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