Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize