I'm really into asian looking animals
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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