It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
