Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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