Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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