he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
FUCK WHALES
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
