i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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