I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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