So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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