it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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