God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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