just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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