That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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