windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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