and you said cock pushups were impossible
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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