I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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