Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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