I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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