When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
