Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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