I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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