I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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