Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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