are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need to sanitize my soul.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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