You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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