I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
