white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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