do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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