New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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