I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
