my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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