id be glad to
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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