shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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