we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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