Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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