69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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