I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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