Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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