Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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