I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The ass gains better be worth it
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