Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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