girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Of course I have a pirate flag
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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