been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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